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Thursday, January 29, 2009
a joke not worthy of delivery
plus, it stings just too much..... (sniff)... okay, here goes....
Q. How do you get the professional photographer off your front porch?
A. Pay him for the pizza.
argh!
2 comments:
Anonymous
said...
Ow! Don't feel too bad; that could easily say "writer" instead of "professional photographer"... It reminds me of another joke, in which you could substitute 'destitute' occupation-- Q: What do you call a professional photographer without a girlfriend? A: Homeless.
2 comments:
Ow!
Don't feel too bad; that could easily say "writer" instead of "professional photographer"...
It reminds me of another joke, in which you could substitute 'destitute' occupation-- Q: What do you call a professional photographer without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
Q: How do you get the Canadian paparazzi off your lawn?
A:You ask him to leave.
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